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A man phoned his son, "I have news to tell you, and I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up my mind and there is nothing you can do about it. I have decided to divorce your mother.” “But dad how can that be?“, the son asked, “You have been married for 40 years, and you always seemed to get along. What happened?” “Son, I have made up my mind, and I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it.” the father said. “OK”, the son responded, "but promise me you won’t do anything until I come and talk to you in person, and I am going to ask all of my brothers to fly in too. ”Alright” said the father hanging up, “you have my word." “ Well”, said the man, turning to his wife, “I got them all to come and I don’t even have to pay for the tickets.”
 
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