An Airforce guy walked into the "house" and said that he wanted a girl and a bottle of vodka for the night. Next a Navy guy came in and announced that he wanted a girl and a bottle of tequila and then they too went upstairs. Then a big ole gruff Marine came in and yelled that he wanted two girls and two bottles of Whisky. Next morning the girl with the Navy guy came down and said everything went well. Soon the girl with the Airforce guy came down and reported the same. That afternoon the two girls, dresses torn and hair a mess, that was with the Marine came down. The other girls said, what happened to you! They said that they got up to the room when some guy broke in, beat up the Marine, had his way with both of us and drank both bottles of whiskey! Who was he, they asked? We don't know. Last we saw him he jumped out of the window yelling "one thousand, two thousand...."